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Funny wedding readings

A well-placed laugh does something no other kind of reading can — it drops the room's shoulders, breaks the church-hush, and reminds everyone that this couple is real. The trick is warmth: funny with love, not funny at anyone's expense.

These are the readings we recommend when a couple asks for something "a bit lighter". They earn a laugh, then hand the room back gently.

Funny readings that actually land

  1. 01Portrait of Robert Fulghum, b. 1937
    Learned in Kindergarten
    by Robert Fulghum, b. 1937
    Remember the little seed in the plastic cup? The roots go down and the plant goes up
    Read the full poem
  2. 02Portrait of Taylor Mali, b. 1965
    Love is like owning a dog
    by Taylor Mali, b. 1965
    Love makes you meet people wherever you go
    Read the full poem
  3. 03Portrait of Bee Rawlinson, contemporary
    Love me
    by Bee Rawlinson, contemporary
    You in shorts and socks and sandals; Me with warts and huge love-handles
    Read the full poem
  4. 04Portrait of Dr. Seuss, 1904 ~ 1991
    Oh, the places you will go!
    by Dr. Seuss, 1904 ~ 1991
    Things can happen and frequently do, to people as brainy and footsy as you
    Read the full poem
  5. 05Portrait of Tim Pratt, b. 1976
    Scientific Romance
    by Tim Pratt, b. 1976
    I’d still spend at least 10^21 processing cycles a month just sitting on a virtual couch with you, watching virtual TV, eating virtual fajitas
    Read the full poem
  6. 06Portrait of Sarah Lindsay, b. 1958
    Zuccini Shofar
    by Sarah Lindsay, b. 1958
    Let living room pianos invite unwashed hands
    Read the full poem

Choosing your reading

Will a funny reading disrupt the magic of a ceremony?

Not if it's placed well. A lighter reading works best in the middle — after the couple has entered and before the vows. Bookend it with something more tender and the arc of the ceremony holds.

What are the traps to watch for with a 'funny' wedding reading?

The big mistake, in our view, is to undermine the occasion. You can get a laugh by playing against expectations — if people are expecting something heartfelt and you read out your shopping list, that will get a laugh simply because it's not what people were expecting. But an opportunity has been missed to bring some magic to the ceremony and to give voice to love. The funny poems we've selected always get a laugh, but they do that at the same time as they offer something genuinely beautiful. Make sure you check out the performance tips we have for each poem, and visit the Performance Bootcamp for general tips every Resplendant (wedding reader) can follow.

What are the tips to delivering a "funny" wedding reading like a pro?

From our experience, funny poems work best when you 'lean in' and deliver the poem 'straight'. Read it as if you genuinely believe in every line, and as if you were completely unaware of the line's comic potential. Don't snicker into your hand, or play the fool. Check out the Free Resources we have for Resplendants (wedding readers), particularly the Seven Rules You Are Totally Allowed to Break.

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