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Funny wedding readings
A well-placed laugh does something no other kind of reading can — it drops the room's shoulders, breaks the church-hush, and reminds everyone that this couple is real. The trick is warmth: funny with love, not funny at anyone's expense.
These are the readings we recommend when a couple asks for something "a bit lighter". They earn a laugh, then hand the room back gently.
Funny readings that actually land
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Learned in Kindergartenby Robert Fulghum, b. 1937Remember the little seed in the plastic cup? The roots go down and the plant goes upRead the full poem - 02
Love is like owning a dogby Taylor Mali, b. 1965Love makes you meet people wherever you goRead the full poem - 03
Love meby Bee Rawlinson, contemporaryYou in shorts and socks and sandals; Me with warts and huge love-handlesRead the full poem - 04
Oh, the places you will go!by Dr. Seuss, 1904 ~ 1991Things can happen and frequently do, to people as brainy and footsy as youRead the full poem - 05
Scientific Romanceby Tim Pratt, b. 1976I’d still spend at least 10^21 processing cycles a month just sitting on a virtual couch with you, watching virtual TV, eating virtual fajitasRead the full poem - 06
Zuccini Shofarby Sarah Lindsay, b. 1958Let living room pianos invite unwashed handsRead the full poem
Choosing your reading
Will a funny reading disrupt the magic of a ceremony?
Not if it's placed well. A lighter reading works best in the middle — after the couple has entered and before the vows. Bookend it with something more tender and the arc of the ceremony holds.
What are the traps to watch for with a 'funny' wedding reading?
The big mistake, in our view, is to undermine the occasion. You can get a laugh by playing against expectations — if people are expecting something heartfelt and you read out your shopping list, that will get a laugh simply because it's not what people were expecting. But an opportunity has been missed to bring some magic to the ceremony and to give voice to love. The funny poems we've selected always get a laugh, but they do that at the same time as they offer something genuinely beautiful. Make sure you check out the performance tips we have for each poem, and visit the Performance Bootcamp for general tips every Resplendant (wedding reader) can follow.
What are the tips to delivering a "funny" wedding reading like a pro?
From our experience, funny poems work best when you 'lean in' and deliver the poem 'straight'. Read it as if you genuinely believe in every line, and as if you were completely unaware of the line's comic potential. Don't snicker into your hand, or play the fool. Check out the Free Resources we have for Resplendants (wedding readers), particularly the Seven Rules You Are Totally Allowed to Break.